Ludicrous Labels of Lumbering Lunacy

(for Planet X)

collected on sci.astro by O'Brother

• MASSIVE MAROON MARBLE OF DOOM (O' Brother)
• DEMONIC DUST BALL OF DESTRUCTION WITH SINISTER SWIRLING MOONS OF PERDITION (O' Brother)
• PONDEROUS PURPLE PINBALL OF PANDEMONIUM (O' Brother)
• BROWN SMOULDERING CRYSTAL BALL (Earthling)
• RAUNCHY RUST-COLORED ROCK OF RETRIBUTION (O' Brother)
• PONDEROUS PRUNE-COLORED PELLET OF PERDITION (O' Brother)
• ROLLING RUFOUS EYEBALL OF DESTINY (Fin Fahey)
• RUDDY RED RAISIN OF RETRIBUTION (O' Brother)
• MYSTERIOUS MAUVE MEATBALL OF MUTILATION (O' Brother)
• OMINOUS OCHRE ORB OF OBLIVION (SNITT99302)
• CRIMSON CLOUD OF CHAOS (SNITT99302)
• SCARLET SWIRLING SPHERES OF DESTRUCTION (SNITT99302)
• TERRIBLE TAWNY TURD OF TURPITUDE (Greg Neil)
• Contradictory Carmine Carbuncle of Catastrophe (John Popelish)
• ROSY ROUNDISH ROCK OF RECKONING (John Zinni)
• SANGUINE SPHEROID OF SNUFFING OUT (John Zinni)
• VERMILION VORTEX OF VANQUISHMENT (John Zinni)
• NEBULOUS NEMESIS OF NATTERING NABOBS (Florian)
• H-ALPHA HARBINGER OF HEAVENLY HORROR (Florian)
• CHARTREUSE CONCRETION OF CELESTIAL CATASTROPHE (Florian)
• BLOOD-RED BALL OF BONE-BREAKING BLIGHT (Florian)
• FIERY FASTBALL OF FLESH-MANGLING FORCES (Florian)
• RUDDY ROGUE ROCK OF RIVERS RUNNING RED (Florian)
• TAIL-TWITCHING TOMCAT OF TRIBULATION (Chillyvek)
• Rueful Rutilated Rutabaga of Ruin (Rass)
• DUSTY DITHERING DOUGHBALL OF DOOM (David Patterson)
• POTTERING PINK PLANETOID OF PAIN (David Patterson)
• VAST VERMILION VOLUME OF VENGANCE (David Patterson)
• RUBY ROUNDNESS OF RANDOM RETRIBUTION (David Patterson)
• VORATIOUS VIOLET VOLLEYBALL OF VIRULENT VANQUISHING VENGEANCE (mb)

Even more yet!

• The Perilous Purple Prune of Painful Passing (Jeff Lowe)
• The Raging Rusty Red Rock of Reticulii (Jeff Lowe)
• Zeta's Zooming Zamboni (Jeff Lowe)
• PINKISH PLANETOID OF THE IMPENDING POPULATION PURGE (John Zinni)
• MYSTERIOUS MAUVE MARBLE OF MENACE (Steve Willner)
• PUTATIVE PUCE PEBBLE OF PERPETUAL PERIL (Steve Willner)
• CALAMITOUS CORAL CRUCIFORM OF CRETINS (Rockyfeller)
• IRIDESCENT IRONY IMAGE OF IDIOTS (Rockyfeller)
• ZANY ZIGZAGGING ZEPPELIN OF ZETAS (Rockyfeller)
• Home of the Zeta-Whopper (w/apologies to Burger King) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• Natttering Nabob of Nibiru (w/apologies to Spiro Agnew, God rest his soul) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• Valley of the Ultra-Trolls (w/apologies to Jacklynn Susann, God rest her soul) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• It Came From Cyber-Space! (w/apologies to 50s SciFi) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• Another Lie From Mesopotamia (We gave you cuneiform, what more do you want?) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• I'll Be Baaak (w/apologies to A. Schwartzenegger) (Kevin D. Nyberg)
• MASSIVE MOUNTAIN OF MALEVOLENT MENACE (Wally Anglacia)
• IMMINENT ICICLE OF IMMEDIATE IDIOPATHIC IMBALANCE (Wally Anglacia)
• BRIGHT BROBDIGNAGIAN BULK OF BURNING (Wally Anglacia)
• DEVIOUS DESTRUCTIVE DELUSION OF A DETERMINED DEMENTED DOWAGER (O' Brother)
• Nancy's Long Lost Chinese Ball (Phil Parent)
• The Place Where A Thousand Giant Mongols Live (Phil Parent)
• Hazzlewood's Meal-Ticket. It's expiring soon (Phil Parent)
• The Spot on Purple Penile Projectile of Perdition (Tim Robinson)
• DIRE DUSKY DELIVERER OF DESPAIR (Kevin Mahoney)
• MASSIVE MALIGN MISSILE OF MORBIDITY (Steve Willner)
• MYSTERIOUS MISSING MOON OF MENACE (Steve Willner)
• SADDAM'S ULTIMATE WMD (Axel Harvey)
• NANCY'S NEFARIOUS NODULE OF NASTINESS (Gonzo)
• YAWING YELLOWISH YAM OF THE YELPING YOKELS (John Zinni)
• Crimson Carcass of Calamity (Idon't)
• Dire Denizen of Doom (Idon't)
• Dire Denizen of Undemonstrable Doom (Idon't)
• Burgeoning Bringer of Bountiful Badness (Idon't)
• Mobile Manufacturer of Unmitigated Madness (Idon't)
• Lumbering Luna-Laden Leader of Lemmings (Idon't)
• Pinkish purveyor of pole-pushing pandemonium (Idon't)

Latest arrivals:

• WRETCHED RUFOUS ROCK OF RUIN (Steve Willner)
• XANTHIC XEBEC OF THE XENOPHOBIC ZETINS (John Zinni)
• Rubescent Reification of Recalcitrant Reincarnation (Jeff Root)
• HUGE HORRID HARBINGER OF HAVOC (Jon Kvebaek)
• Stormy Bollock of Eternal Night (...couldn't resist my own...)

And up to the point:

• Planet Hoa"X" (Cheebiewah)
• Big 'Ole Red Booger (Michael Cunningham)

In its own category:

ABOMINABLE BULKY CONCRETE DELUGING ELEPHANTINE FRAGMENTARY GLOBULAR HULK IMMINENTISING JUDGMENTAL KILLER LEVIATHAN MOUNTAIN NUGGET OPENING PUSTULAR QUAGMIRE REGRESSING SIMMERRING TERRESTRIAL UPHEAVAL VIOLENTLY WAKING XYLOPHAGOUS YAMMERRING ZETADRONES (Wally Anglacia)